i feel so gay... 57 replies, 38006 views

thisgirldesire
2/24/2010 4:05:00 AM
i've been into this dude since we met over a year and a half ago. since then, we've hooked up and hung out and even though he knows how i feel about him, i've never pushed dating on him and that was that.

SO...we're talking tonight and we end up setting up a date for drinks and a movie tomorrow night.

i'm so stoked. i consider him probably my closest friend in arizona. he knows way too much about me and i know way too much about him, but neither of us cares. we can talk about anything and everything without judgment. not to mention, he's a cynical asshole and i love it. haha

gah. i feel so girly and giggly and stupid about this.
joey.
2/24/2010 4:54:00 AM
he will continue using you for sex until you put forth an ultimatum regarding an offical relationship.

get pregnant by him and lock him in for good.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
2/24/2010 7:55:00 AM
Originally posted by: jim halpert

he will continue using you for sex until you put forth an ultimatum regarding an offical relationship.

get pregnant by him and lock him in for good.


Crack Pie
2/24/2010 8:23:00 AM
Originally posted by: jim halpert

he will continue using you for sex until you put forth an ultimatum regarding an offical relationship.

get pregnant by him and lock him in for good.


lol
sherman
2/24/2010 9:29:00 AM
I feel "gay" about my relationship all the time. Feels good man.
Sandy Dickhands
2/24/2010 2:46:00 PM
Originally posted by: jim halpert

he will continue using you for sex until you put forth an ultimatum regarding an official relationship.


Dianana
2/24/2010 2:57:00 PM
Mark your territory by sticking your finger in your vagina before you meet and then wipe the ooze on him when you hug.
TOOTHPAC SHAKUR
2/24/2010 3:00:00 PM
Jesus christ
Yodel Toast
2/24/2010 3:01:00 PM
Originally posted by: dianna

Mark your territory by sticking your finger in your vagina before you meet and then wipe the ooze on him when you hug.

oh shit! ahahahahaha
Dave B.
2/24/2010 3:09:00 PM
Originally posted by: dianna

Mark your territory by sticking your finger in your vagina before you meet and then wipe the ooze on him when you hug.


wow.
Dianana
2/24/2010 3:10:00 PM
What? I thought it was funny.
brian,
2/24/2010 3:13:00 PM
Originally posted by: dianna

Mark your territory by sticking your finger in your vagina before you meet and then wipe the ooze on him when you hug.

who has "ooze" in their vagina? lol



also


cbrickhouse
2/24/2010 3:31:00 PM
lmao @ vagina ooze whiping
asking_for_it
2/24/2010 3:50:00 PM
hold up...dianna, do girls ACTUALLY claim territory with vaginal ooze wiping? i wonder if i've ever been slathered with vaginal ooze without my knowledge...that's awesome if this has ever actually happened.
Dianana
2/24/2010 3:59:00 PM
I dunno, I was just making a filthy joke. But I'm sure some crazy bitches have tried ooze wiping before.
-Jeremy-
2/24/2010 4:04:00 PM
Seeinsparklesyet?!
2/24/2010 4:07:00 PM
Originally posted by: dianna

Mark your territory by sticking your finger in your vagina before you meet and then wipe the ooze on him when you hug.

ladies and gentleman... the wonderful dianna.
Captain Ahab
2/24/2010 4:09:00 PM
Originally posted by: asking_for_it

hold up...dianna, do girls ACTUALLY claim territory with vaginal ooze wiping? i wonder if i've ever been slathered with vaginal ooze without my knowledge...that's awesome if this has ever actually happened.

yes, its true! that why you see women hiss and their hair stands up on the backs of their necks if a "marked" man walks past them. they feel/smell another womens scent in their territory and a man that has already been conquered.
the cat
2/24/2010 4:16:00 PM
You see a dude at Lowe's lookin at faucets, he's on an ooze cruise.
sarahz
2/24/2010 4:17:00 PM
lol. attractive.
Seeinsparklesyet?!
2/24/2010 4:18:00 PM
Originally posted by: TornFromTheTwat

Originally posted by: sherman

I feel "gay" about my relationship all the time. Feels good man.

good point. Just be gay. It's obvious you would like a little more out of this dude than Dinner and some Boot Knockin.

But I'd take heed. If you are givin this dude the Milk for free, why would he buy the cow now?

No Offense. . .


i agree with this statement. no harm in talking to him about it though.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
2/24/2010 6:21:00 PM
Originally posted by: cecinestpasunepipe

I took an African American cultures class last semester and apparenty in the south, some African American women still have superstitions that trace back to the practice of hoodoo. Such practices include cooking food with their menstration blood then feeding it to an unsuspecting man of their affection. They claim it's supposed to work like a live potion. I'm pretty sure just the story alone works as activated charcoal.

wow
Dave B.
2/24/2010 6:21:00 PM
Originally posted by: cecinestpasunepipe

I took an African American cultures class last semester and apparenty in the south, some African American women still have superstitions that trace back to the practice of hoodoo. Such practices include cooking food with their menstration blood then feeding it to an unsuspecting man of their affection. They claim it's supposed to work like a live potion. I'm pretty sure just the story alone works as activated charcoal.


they cook with period blood?
Aunt_Pee
2/24/2010 6:29:00 PM
human placenta, best ingredient



ex nihilio
2/24/2010 6:34:00 PM
Originally posted by: smell the roses

Originally posted by: dianna

ooze


Aunt_Pee
2/24/2010 6:36:00 PM
a cynical jew... gee imagine that.