who hasn't been to jail/prison? 66 replies, 35613 views

thisgirldesire
4/20/2010 10:07:00 AM
in light of pizzle's idiocy, i'm just curious as to how many of us have never been to jail or prison.
i feel like pahc's rapsheet is pretty long...and i'm no sally do-gooder, but i don't get caught doing stupid shit.

law abiding citizens, go!
brian.
4/20/2010 10:07:00 AM
i did a tour of the dupage county jail as a part of the DARE program in 5th grade
LynZie
4/20/2010 10:07:00 AM
Never have and never will!
xAJDELAWAREx
4/20/2010 10:08:00 AM
Never been arrested, never bene to court (outside of a traffic violation), never been in cuffs. Been patted down a few times, but ultimately, Im a good kid.
WREN
4/20/2010 10:08:00 AM
I visited a prison but never because I was being incarcerated.
baconanddrugs
4/20/2010 10:08:00 AM
Originally posted by: LynZie

Never have and never will!

Yep my cornhole is exit only

Sarcastic Existence
4/20/2010 10:08:00 AM
Never got caught.
xAJDELAWAREx
4/20/2010 10:09:00 AM
sidney
4/20/2010 10:09:00 AM
never

came close several times though
Jess.
4/20/2010 10:10:00 AM
I have not. Cops like me because I am not an asshole.
Captain Ahab
4/20/2010 10:10:00 AM
Originally posted by: LynZie

Never have

cbrickhouse
4/20/2010 10:11:00 AM
lol
Dan.
4/20/2010 10:11:00 AM
I've been to a few. Just never when I wasn't able to leave.
Mariano Rivera
4/20/2010 10:11:00 AM
Originally posted by: Jess.

I have not. Cops like me because ___________.

anyone? these jokes write themselves.
Jess.
4/20/2010 10:13:00 AM
I specifically meant that when most people have run ins with the cops while they are doing something against the law, they say "Oh man those cops were such assholes", "Cops are just out to get me", etc. etc. I, instead, accept that I was doing something wrong and remain respectful.
thisgirldesire
4/20/2010 10:14:00 AM
Originally posted by: cockso the clown

Originally posted by: Jess.

I have not. Cops like me because ___________.

anyone? these jokes write themselves.


i was going to make a comment on that as well.

but jess is indeed, not an asshole.
brian.
4/20/2010 10:14:00 AM
given how much i watch Lockup and The Squeeze, i think i'd do well in one of these settings
Mariano Rivera
4/20/2010 10:14:00 AM
some one had literal-o's for breakfast
brian.
4/20/2010 10:15:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dan.

I've been to a few. Just never when I wasn't able to leave.


i hope you ask if people have been to the booty house
Mariano Rivera
4/20/2010 10:15:00 AM
Originally posted by: brian.

given how much i watch Lockup and The Squeeze, i think i'd do well in one of these settings


WHY DOESNT ANYONE LAWYER UP ON THOSE SHOWS?!
Ian G.
4/20/2010 10:17:00 AM
i got a ride in a paddy wagon, held in a waiting cell, asked a few questions...then had the luxury of walking home 4 miles in the rain. no charges that night somehow
cbrickhouse
4/20/2010 10:19:00 AM
Originally posted by: LynZie

Never have and never will!

lol i can think of several times you should have been in jail
Dan.
4/20/2010 10:21:00 AM
Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Dan.

I've been to a few. Just never when I wasn't able to leave.


i hope you ask if people have been to the booty house

done and done.
Billy Crystals
4/20/2010 10:22:00 AM
Originally posted by: FireBeerMidgets

Originally posted by: LynZie

Never have

-Jeremy-
4/20/2010 10:23:00 AM
I've been to the drunk tank for a night, that doesn't count though.
emofacial
4/20/2010 10:24:00 AM
nope