Woke up at 2:30 when my life partner got up to go to work. He left at 3 and I cannot go back to sleep.
The dog was licking his butthole super loudly, then a cat was going "Heeeelloooooo...purrrrow" in the hallway. Aaaahhhhhhhh going insane.
Have you tried warm tea? Decaf even makes me nervous these days. Strange considering all the cocaine I used to do.
Play with yourself, you win even if you fall asleep and don't finish.
Play with yourself whilst doing cocaine.
I don't sleep. I hate it.
Its all the life partners fault.
can't say i've ever really had this issue
Originally posted by: AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
Play with yourself whilst doing cocaine.
I have not slept in years. I just "rest". I twist and turn so much that I wake myself up before I fall asleep. I keep myself right in the middle. UNLESS im drunk or very high, then I just pass out.
edit: My life partner gets up at 4-5am, then starts blairing the hair dryer. So at least you dont have to hear that shit every morning.