thinking about giving my gf the holiday boot 59 replies, 25024 views

Venicebeachxc
11/23/2010 11:43:00 AM
My girlfriend and I have been together or a little over a year and she's really been pissing me off. I'm thinking about packing all her shit up in suitcases and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree so on xmas morning when we get up to open gifts I can see the look on her face when she opens her already packed bags and I can tell her to fuck off. Good/bad idea?
Dianana
11/23/2010 11:46:00 AM
So she cheated on you and you've never done anything wrong or are you just a douchbag? You'll have to explain as to why you'd do something that dick.
HippieHooligan
11/23/2010 11:47:00 AM
Andrea
11/23/2010 11:48:00 AM
I think moving in together when you've only been dating for presumably less than "a little over a year" was probably your first mistake.
Dan.
11/23/2010 11:51:00 AM
Originally posted by: Andrea

I think moving in together when you've only been dating for presumably less than "a little over a year" was probably your first mistake.

Moved in after a few months and it worked for me for 5 years. It's different for each couple.
John Barlow
11/23/2010 11:56:00 AM
I think it would be corny to go to all that trouble.
Sarcastic Existence
11/23/2010 11:57:00 AM
Best idea. Pics or it didnt happen.
joe vena
11/23/2010 11:57:00 AM
seems like a lot of effort. i'd just be like, "i'm not buying you any gifts, get the fuck out of my house"
Aunt_Pee
11/23/2010 11:58:00 AM
why would you wait till xmas to tell her to fuck off?
joe vena
11/23/2010 11:59:00 AM
also, how much of a dick would you feel like if she had a change of heart and apologized to you for whatever she did right before she opened her gifts, lol
brenoritvrezorkre
11/23/2010 12:06:00 PM
i think that you planning this a month ahead is a bad idea, and that doing it on xmas is a dick move.
Jess.
11/23/2010 12:06:00 PM
I'd imagine that if all of my stuff was packed up, I'd probably notice before opening presents.
Walktheblock
11/23/2010 12:14:00 PM
Maybe his girlfriend is "special" and won't notice.
chocolate juice
11/23/2010 12:21:00 PM
Whack idea is whack. If she is just pissing you off then either decide now that you want to work it out or don't and ditch her tomorrow not a month from now.
cbrickhouse
11/23/2010 12:42:00 PM
i'd say posting her noodz would be a great method of revenge
Jess.
11/23/2010 12:44:00 PM
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

i'd say posting her noodz would be a great method of revenge

You guys really need to start requesting to see what the girl looks like first. Let us not forget the horrible things that Dan Pancoast, Erie Ed and LLK dropped on us.
cbrickhouse
11/23/2010 12:45:00 PM
noodz are noodz, and even the horrible ones are entertaining at least

because then we can make fun of the poster for dating her
Walktheblock
11/23/2010 12:45:00 PM
You should also pour sugar into her gas tank while you're at it.
asking_for_it
11/23/2010 12:54:00 PM
Originally posted by: John Barlow

I think it would be corny to go to all that trouble.

just tell her to gtfo. you'll save money on tape and wrapping paper.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
11/23/2010 1:41:00 PM
Yeah don't do that.
cait!
11/23/2010 6:20:00 PM
i hope that her gift to you is a kick in the cock

seriously, fuck off with that shit
Baby Cole is gay
11/23/2010 6:40:00 PM
Deffinitely have dated a girl who deserved the dick headed breakup... but we also didnt date for even remotely near a year.

Stop being a pussy and kick her in the stomach until she dies.
Baby Cole is gay
11/23/2010 6:40:00 PM
Deffinitely have dated a girl who deserved the dick headed breakup... but we also didnt date for even remotely near a year.

Stop being a pussy and kick her in the stomach until she dies.
Ron Shark
11/23/2010 6:46:00 PM
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

noodz are noodz, and even the horrible ones are entertaining at least

because then we can make fun of the poster for dating her

AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
11/23/2010 6:50:00 PM
What did she even do to piss you off
tom.
11/23/2010 6:54:00 PM
Originally posted by: Venicebeachxc

bad idea