Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.
In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.
I always feel bad when their ankles give out. lol
fuck schnell
Yes iframes
Originally posted by: Davey.
Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.
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there are a bunch of clubs around the sidebar. I love standing outside smoking between bands in the winter and seeing dumbs girls walking by in 5 inch heels and minidress. frozen to the bone and hobbling around like wounded deer.
even better when your at the beach and you see a lady who cant walk in heels on a flat surface try to walk on the boardwalk. It hurts my knees and ankles just watching.
Originally posted by: Davey.
Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.
In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.
Only an ultimate lady's man would be so informative.
I hate watching fat black women walk in heels. They only like shuffle their feet or like bounce. It's weird.
Originally posted by: Gatsby
I hate watching fat black women walk in heels. They only like shuffle their feet or like bounce. It's weird.
Drunk girls wearing heels can be really funny
Esp if your in a college town.
Rome sounds like it sucks for walking and college girls are THE worst. GOD, I LOVE IT.
Those are called cobbles. England is made of them.
yeah, davey! fuck off!
its ok. his country doesnt own the patent on those stones!
Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.
Originally posted by: Yodel Toast
Originally posted by: Davey.
Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.
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Originally posted by: Dianana
Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.
i feel like these things destroy my car everytime i drive over them
There's a girl who lives around here that cannot walk in heels for shit...who shall remain nameless. Every time I see her she gets renamed "I'm in my mommy's heels".
Example: "heeeeyyyy, I'm in my mommy's heels is at the bar tonight, lookin for a couple dicks to suck. Awesome."
Originally posted by: Dianana
Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.
I try to avoid old city as much as possible, hate those things.
This makes for the best entertainment every weekend in West Chester.
Originally posted by: Davey.
Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.
In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.
Originally posted by: talking shit
Drunk girls wearing heels can be really funny
Esp if your in a college town.
drunk girls wearing heels are funny ANYWHERE. i especially love seeing girls in heels who are obviously in pain, because they walk in awkward baby steps. i don't feel bad for the ones who fall. they just make me feel better about myself.
i've wrecked more than one pair of heels while drunk... so guilty
sober= fine. drunk= get out the retard helmet because i'll trip over a toothpick in flats. my mom is the same way. i think clumsiness is genetic.