People Watching: Women Who Can't Walk in Heels 42 replies, 40851 views

sherman
1/24/2011 12:57:00 PM
This is probably one of my favorite things to do. There is nothing like watching a chick wobble on her heels like a newborn giraffe.
Davey.
1/24/2011 2:17:00 PM
Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.

In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.
Yodel Toast
1/24/2011 2:19:00 PM
I always feel bad when their ankles give out. lol
ass nipples
1/24/2011 2:20:00 PM
fuck schnell
Davey.
1/24/2011 2:20:00 PM
Yes iframes
Yodel Toast
1/24/2011 2:22:00 PM
Originally posted by: Davey.

Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.

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Shaina.B
1/24/2011 2:27:00 PM
there are a bunch of clubs around the sidebar. I love standing outside smoking between bands in the winter and seeing dumbs girls walking by in 5 inch heels and minidress. frozen to the bone and hobbling around like wounded deer.
cole
1/24/2011 2:28:00 PM
even better when your at the beach and you see a lady who cant walk in heels on a flat surface try to walk on the boardwalk. It hurts my knees and ankles just watching.
DeadlyHandSammich
1/24/2011 2:41:00 PM
Originally posted by: Davey.

Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.

In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.

Only an ultimate lady's man would be so informative.
Gatsby
1/24/2011 3:47:00 PM
I hate watching fat black women walk in heels. They only like shuffle their feet or like bounce. It's weird.
Dave B.
1/24/2011 3:49:00 PM
Originally posted by: Gatsby

I hate watching fat black women walk in heels. They only like shuffle their feet or like bounce. It's weird.


talking shit
1/24/2011 3:54:00 PM
Drunk girls wearing heels can be really funny
Esp if your in a college town.
sherman
1/24/2011 4:04:00 PM
Rome sounds like it sucks for walking and college girls are THE worst. GOD, I LOVE IT.
brian.
1/24/2011 4:05:00 PM
Davey.
1/24/2011 4:10:00 PM
Those are called cobbles. England is made of them.
Captain Ahab
1/24/2011 4:19:00 PM
yeah, davey! fuck off!
Captain Ahab
1/24/2011 4:22:00 PM
its ok. his country doesnt own the patent on those stones!
Dianana
1/24/2011 4:28:00 PM
Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.
blackeyes
1/24/2011 5:18:00 PM
Originally posted by: Yodel Toast

Originally posted by: Davey.

Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.

buffalobilllipstickscene.gif

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blackeyes
1/24/2011 5:18:00 PM
Originally posted by: Dianana

Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.

i feel like these things destroy my car everytime i drive over them
viva hate
1/24/2011 6:17:00 PM
There's a girl who lives around here that cannot walk in heels for shit...who shall remain nameless. Every time I see her she gets renamed "I'm in my mommy's heels".

Example: "heeeeyyyy, I'm in my mommy's heels is at the bar tonight, lookin for a couple dicks to suck. Awesome."
Dave B.
1/24/2011 6:21:00 PM
Originally posted by: Dianana

Fuck the cobble stones in Old City. Dear Philly: rip them shits up, nobody cares about history and I feel bad for those horses.


I try to avoid old city as much as possible, hate those things.
Beaderson
1/24/2011 6:27:00 PM
This makes for the best entertainment every weekend in West Chester.
TOOTHPAC SHAKUR
1/24/2011 6:33:00 PM
Originally posted by: Davey.

Its the easiest thing in the world, too. You just need to remember that its toe to heel instead of heel to toe, and walk from the hips instead of the knee.

In a bizarre twist, I am heterosexual.

stephan!e
1/24/2011 10:45:00 PM
Originally posted by: talking shit

Drunk girls wearing heels can be really funny
Esp if your in a college town.

drunk girls wearing heels are funny ANYWHERE. i especially love seeing girls in heels who are obviously in pain, because they walk in awkward baby steps. i don't feel bad for the ones who fall. they just make me feel better about myself.
Ace of Spades
1/25/2011 10:19:00 AM
i've wrecked more than one pair of heels while drunk... so guilty
sober= fine. drunk= get out the retard helmet because i'll trip over a toothpick in flats. my mom is the same way. i think clumsiness is genetic.