Schmunday Mornin' 184 replies, 31025 views

viva hate
5/9/2011 6:07:00 AM
Hello Monday! Meeting my mother in Chinatown for a late mother's day lunch... then, probably scooting around on the bike the rest of the afternoon. Everyone have a fabulous day!

5/9/2011 6:20:00 AM
Morning. Just woke up from a nightmare now I don't want to go back to sleep. Blah.
5/9/2011 6:24:00 AM
drunk and feeling like butt
5/9/2011 6:37:00 AM
Since my last doctor visit they upped the amount I can lift to forty pounds. So I have a feeling that my ride of doing nothing and getting paid for it will shortly end. Blarga

5/9/2011 6:38:00 AM
hazelnut coffee=life
Jim McGuire
5/9/2011 7:22:00 AM

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the cat
5/9/2011 8:30:00 AM

5/9/2011 8:37:00 AM
I want to punch babies because my allergies are so bad right now. Ugh. Thought I was gonna get by without getting them this year. Fuck.
5/9/2011 8:44:00 AM
jealous of liz's day
viva hate
5/9/2011 8:44:00 AM
My body is a microchip. My circuitry is flawless. I am not allergic to pollen like you weaklings.
5/9/2011 8:59:00 AM
Oh hey look at that; its monday
5/9/2011 9:00:00 AM
Morning, got school all day, shit ton of work this week, have a presentation tonight. Install coffee
viva hate
5/9/2011 9:08:00 AM
Tom, lunch with mamadukes is canceled. If you want, I can pick you up on the back of my motorscoot, whisk you away from computerhell and buy you 6 pizzas.
5/9/2011 9:09:00 AM
Indiana loves his new backyard. He literally pooped himself out because after running in circles for a few minutes, he ran over to a corner and took a shit.

It makes me so happy to see him enjoy all of that space he didn't have before.

Sarcastic Existence
5/9/2011 9:09:00 AM
First snipe of the week.
Sandy Dickhands
5/9/2011 9:23:00 AM
good morning, cutie pies
5/9/2011 9:27:00 AM
Good morning. I'm so tired. Wakeboarding went surprisingly well, but I am sooo sore still. I guess I didn't really think about the fact that you are constantly on an edge/experiencing resistance. Going out again this weekend. I should probably pick up a used board since I'm using the boys' boards/boots and I am a size 6 in men's shoes.
viva hate
5/9/2011 9:31:00 AM
I've never wakeboarded, seems like fun. Was the water super cold?
5/9/2011 9:39:00 AM
Morning. My mother's day yesterday was one of the best days ever. Got this gorgeous Sun burst Dahlia for myself and my kids got me a kitchen aid stand mixer. Spent almost all of it outside with the kids on our new little four wheeler and in my garden. tried to get tan. Somehow that didn't work. I'm sore today though.

5/9/2011 9:40:00 AM
Originally posted by: viva hate

I've never wakeboarded, seems like fun. Was the water super cold?

Haha, SO cold. I had a wet suit shirt, though.
5/9/2011 9:41:00 AM
The police called one of my branches about a robbery involving one of our cars.....well the branch leaked this info to the renter, and now they are on the run in our car. Good job, dipshits.
5/9/2011 9:42:00 AM
Had a pretty solid weekend. Thats it.
5/9/2011 9:44:00 AM
good morning.

my eyes are so sleepy. my hair smells really good.

can't decide what to listen to on pandora. need something upbeat and obnoxious that i can dance to.
5/9/2011 9:50:00 AM
What a pretty flower