Friday night losers 58 replies, 32359 views

Sandy Dickhands
6/24/2011 7:49:00 PM
What are you up to? ECT? Something else? Tell us. We need to know. Also, what did you have for lunch?

I'm watching the Orioles, suckin back on some of grandpa's old cough medicine, and downloading some music.
Dianana
6/24/2011 7:56:00 PM
Ew, we went out to dinner and I ate too much. I feel like a piece os shit. If I made myself throw up, I'd feel 40x's better but then I'd be wasting money.
Walktheblock
6/24/2011 7:59:00 PM
Digestion is over rated.
sherman
6/24/2011 8:00:00 PM
I have had a violent hangover all day so I did nothing and will continue to do nothing until I have to go to a baby shower tomorrow. It will suck because the chick who is having the baby sucks and all of her friends are butthole bitches.
Walktheblock
6/24/2011 8:02:00 PM
Pull a Mike Tyson and say you will eat their unborn child.
danielle
6/24/2011 8:09:00 PM
Originally posted by: sherman

I have had a violent hangover all day so I did nothing and will continue to do nothing until I have to go to a baby shower tomorrow. It will suck because the chick who is having the baby sucks and all of her friends are butthole bitches.

As sad as it sounds, I'm glad I don't have many female friends so I don't have to attend bridal showers, baby showers, bachlorette parties, etc. I always feel awkward/out of place at these types of events.
Dianana
6/24/2011 8:14:00 PM
I had a giant "Wifey" pimp cup for my bachlorette party. That's all, other than that, it was a chicks' night out (where every one got my super drunk and I threw up all over a table while watching a couple make out next to us.
Dianana
6/24/2011 8:15:00 PM
I hate posting on this phone.
sherman
6/24/2011 8:21:00 PM
Originally posted by: danielle

As sad as it sounds, I'm glad I don't have many female friends so I don't have to attend bridal showers, baby showers, bachlorette parties, etc. I always feel awkward/out of place at these types of events.

I'm sure they were super boring and that played a part in making you feel awkward. No, I do not want to play stupid games that involve toilet paper or melted chocolate that looks like doo doo. On a different note, when I'm ready to get married/drop a baby, both my bridal and baby shower will be open to dudes.
Dianana
6/24/2011 8:26:00 PM
All shit needs to be co-ed.

Tristan's baby shower for madison was fun as shit and I got drunk.
-Jeremy-
6/24/2011 8:42:00 PM
Sleep is playing here tonight, but I don't think I'm going. Tickets are $75 because you're forced to buy a day pass for this fucking music festival. I already paid an exuberant amount of money to see Sleep in Portland last September, so it's hard to justify paying $75 to see them again nine months later.
sherman
6/24/2011 8:45:00 PM
Originally posted by: Dianana

All shit needs to be co-ed.


Agreed.
Higgs boson
6/24/2011 8:45:00 PM
I have been napping all evening due to a headache. Just woke up. Herrrrrro.
marylandmatt
6/24/2011 8:49:00 PM
I just made myself a bowl of tomato basil pesto tortellini and a glass of pink lemonade kool-aid... and I'm currently listening to the new Less Then Jake so that I can review it for this site. Life is awesome right now.
Nnn
6/24/2011 9:00:00 PM
At my watering hole. Hike down to the river. Sleeping outside tonight. You get used to it after a while. I am not a hobo, yet.
TOOTHPAC SHAKUR
6/24/2011 9:01:00 PM
Originally posted by: sherman

I have had a violent hangover all day so I did nothing and will continue to do nothing

Bashar al-Acab
6/24/2011 9:03:00 PM
drinking a cup of tea
Bashar al-Acab
6/24/2011 9:04:00 PM
CUM TEA! HAHAHAHA. HUisssssk
DennisQ
6/24/2011 9:05:00 PM
I wish i was moving tomorrow. I'm so bored with my life right now. I just rode to and from Phoenixville for no reason. And it's not even that good of a ride. I did get a gallon sized coleman thermos out of it though, which fucking rules. Other than that, I gotta get my life going. September better hurry up.
Sandy Dickhands
6/24/2011 9:07:00 PM
What happens in September?
the jizzler
6/24/2011 9:09:00 PM
9/11/11
Sarcastic Existence
6/24/2011 9:11:00 PM
91111
Bashar al-Acab
6/24/2011 9:11:00 PM
the first day of winter
DennisQ
6/24/2011 9:16:00 PM
Originally posted by: Strickland

What happens in September?

Moving to NYC.
Sandy Dickhands
6/24/2011 9:22:00 PM
Originally posted by: DennisQ

Originally posted by: Strickland

What happens in September?

Moving to NYC.

Whatever the circumstances, good luck to you.
TOOTHPAC SHAKUR
6/24/2011 9:33:00 PM
Originally posted by: Nice gut, beerslut!

9/11/11