Pet peeves while driving 45 replies, 8399 views

Dan Conner
9/2/2011 12:19:00 AM
I hate people who drive with their stupid little fucking dog on their lap. I hope you crash that shit and the air bag throws that little rat right into your stupid fucking face at break neck speed. Fuck off.

I swear to god there are a lot of people who don't know how lucky they are that I don't keep a gun in my car.
Billy Crystals
9/2/2011 12:23:00 AM
Morons who text while driving.

I almost got ran over by one while biking today.
Dave B.
9/2/2011 12:26:00 AM
people not using their turn signals piss me off
Pb609
9/2/2011 12:28:00 AM
I commit both of the first two posts on a regular basis. I'm a bad person.
XNXX
9/2/2011 1:05:00 AM
Texting or talking while driving. Put that shit on speaker, and set the god damned phone down
brenoritvrezorkre
9/2/2011 1:30:00 AM
not using the turn signal (you have to move your finger one fucking inch to do it) and / or not using the turn signal until you've decided to slow down to 10 miles an hour to make the actual turn.
Ron Shark
9/2/2011 1:31:00 AM
People driving through construction like it may kill them. They simply moved the lane over a bit, it's clearly marked, go through it asshole.

Dipshit city school kids who walk out in the middle of the road to cross the street and get pissed because you almost hit them. Apparently I'm supposed to be able to read minds and know they're going to walk out between two parked cars.

Tourists. The Amish are not that goddamn interesting.

PENN DOT. They're worthless and their construction is almost always drawn out to bullshit degrees. Get the shit over with and work at night.

People talking on their phones who clearly cannot do two things at once. Around here this is stereotypically suburban teenage girls. They're absolutely awful.

Pretty much any road I have to take to get to work. No matter how early I leave something will almost always make me close to being late.

I could go on for hours about driving. I hate it.
blackeyes
9/2/2011 3:50:00 AM
People who drive too slow
Bikes
Crack Pie
9/2/2011 4:44:00 AM
people who drive to fast.....id rather not die because you are going to be late or you just think you should be able to drive faster

pretty much anyone who doesnt follow the laws exactly.....there is not a single driving law that is ridiculous
Shostakovich
9/2/2011 4:46:00 AM
it's so early and I'm so hatefully tired I thought this was about peeing while driving, which is a feat in itself
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
9/2/2011 5:06:00 AM
People who slow down to like 1kmph to go over speed humps.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
9/2/2011 5:53:00 AM
I'm not that bawling. Only moving OH ZEEs bro
At the start of last weekend I had a quarter oz, come Sunday afternoon there was none lol
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
9/2/2011 6:36:00 AM
Come to australia and let's hook it up
Brett Weir
9/2/2011 6:47:00 AM
Terrible mergers and cars who match each others speed on a two lane road front corner to back corner. I also hate retarded aggressive swerving chris roller drivers when im not driving like that (only when im high).
viva hate
9/2/2011 7:03:00 AM
Originally posted by: Kermit Butts

Terrible mergers and cars who match each others speed on a two lane road front corner to back corner.

Uuuuugh seriously, are you guys fucking dancing, or driving. I hate tailgaters. I will brakecheck you. There is no need for that when I'm going over the speed limit already and/or there's a person directly in front of me. Are you trying to drive through me? Because I am solid matter. Not gonna happen. I also hate asian women drivers and most black drivers. They will run a pedestrian over and keep going.

I saw an accident involving a black woman and an asian woman outside my salon the other day. Needless to say, hilarity ensued as I watched intently at the window.
Dianana
9/2/2011 7:05:00 AM
Everyone already covered it.

Use your blinkers
Don't drive all fast and reckless
Don't ride peoples asses, you're doing everyone a disservice because people in this area will slow down or break check you. Then everyone has to slow down.
Get off your fucking phone, don't even touch it.
Don't drive next to the person in the lane next to you, youre in the left fucking lane, pass them.
I also dislike when people just drive all over a parking lot like a speed demon. I'm aware that there are aisles in parking lots and I even use my blinkers in them.
-T
9/2/2011 7:14:00 AM
People in this state never using a fucking turn signal.
People who cross the street wherever and at whatever speed they please.
the cat
9/2/2011 7:31:00 AM
no really officer, i just wanted to challenge him to a baseball game
chocolate juice
9/2/2011 7:36:00 AM
when people block intersections
people who ride my bumper because they think it will make me drive faster....break check always.
drivers who ignoring turn signals and pedestrian crosswalks
construction during the day....completely unnecessary
MarkMyWords
9/2/2011 7:48:00 AM
people who don't turn their lights on when it is raining

people who don't speed in the passing lane on a highway - I am here to pass cars, move

Philly has definitely made me a more aggressive driver
Sandy Dickhands
9/2/2011 8:33:00 AM
typical complaint #1

typical complaint #2

typical complaint #3
Dianana
9/2/2011 8:56:00 AM
Originally posted by: Mrs.P

Originally posted by: Dan Conner

I hate people who drive with their stupid little fucking dog on their lap.


This x a million. I seriously get so freaking angry when I see this.

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This is dangerous and not cute. In fact, I know the Indiana (and all dogs) should actually be in his only doggy car seat but we haven't bought one yet.
Jess.
9/2/2011 8:59:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dianana

Originally posted by: Mrs.P

Originally posted by: Dan Conner

I hate people who drive with their stupid little fucking dog on their lap.


This x a million. I seriously get so freaking angry when I see this.

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This is dangerous and not cute. In fact, I know the Indiana (and all dogs) should actually be in his only doggy car seat but we haven't bought one yet.

My dog is too big for one of those diaper seats. I drive like a grandma when he is in the car.
smorgasgeorge
9/2/2011 8:59:00 AM
People that turn right to turn left, or left to turn right. I can assure you, king dipshit, your little Mazda can make that turn without entering my lane.
-Jeremy-
9/2/2011 9:54:00 AM
When people slowly inch up every 5-10 seconds while waiting at a red light. Especially people at the front, where they're basically half way into the intersection before the light turns green (in which I'll hit the gas and easily drive ahead of them anyway).

People who take FOREVER to accelerate to the speed limit after the light turns green. It should not take 15 seconds to get your car going 50 or 60 km/h (lol kilometers! metric!).

I could go on and on about things that bother me while driving. Seriously, driving a vehicle is not difficult. You know how when you first get your license and your own car, you're somewhat timid for a little while until you become fully comfortable driving? I'm pretty sure 50% of people have that timid state of mind while driving for their entire lives.
Tim E. Husk
9/2/2011 10:00:00 AM
People who slow down for green lights.
People who turn their turn signals on at the last possible second as though it matters.

Somalians. In minivans. Rolling through stop signs and on a cell phone at 10 mph.