If you need a new car.... 19 replies, 46964 views

Steve
11/16/2011 5:21:00 PM
go to Park Auto Mall because that's where Chris Barnes got his.

Jim McGuire
11/16/2011 5:27:00 PM
LOL
Matthaeus
11/16/2011 5:30:00 PM
i havent heard him since Cannibal Corpse
Steve
11/16/2011 5:32:00 PM
Originally posted by: Matthaeus

i havent heard him since Cannibal Corpse

This is the best Six Feet Under song:

Matthaeus
11/16/2011 5:39:00 PM
SodaFastBreak!
11/16/2011 7:19:00 PM
Porsche: the official car of death metal
emogeddon
11/16/2011 7:25:00 PM
six feet under isn't doing good, he's buying used.
SodaFastBreak!
11/16/2011 7:33:00 PM
Spending all that Ace Ventura money
smorgasgeorge
11/16/2011 7:34:00 PM
He's also buying the only Porsche made specifically for cockapoo owning, white trash women that are desperately trying to project wealth.
Davey.
11/16/2011 7:46:00 PM
Lmao @ porsche boxsters.
Porsche dont make good cars at the best of times, but why the fuck anyone would buy a mid-engined one is beyond me.
Dianana
11/16/2011 7:49:00 PM
Give me a land rover.
Davey.
11/16/2011 8:10:00 PM
We all know that the boxster is the poor man's 911, and the main thing that makes the 911 great is its rear engine and the torque that that produces when combined with rear wheel drive. Plus, i just dont like porches at all. I find them boring and not nice to look at.
Btw, Im not saying all mid engined cars are bad. The bugatti veyron which is obviously the greatest car of all time is mid-engined. But i will always feel embarrassed for boxster owners. If youre going to buy a porsche, buy a decent one. If you have enough money to buy a decent sports car, get better taste.
Bashar al-Acab
11/16/2011 8:43:00 PM
XNXX
11/17/2011 12:34:00 AM
My name is Chris Barnes and I cum blood
brian.
11/17/2011 12:38:00 AM
Originally posted by: Davey.

We all know that the boxster is the poor man's 911, and the main thing that makes the 911 great is its rear engine and the torque that that produces when combined with rear wheel drive. Plus, i just dont like porches at all. I find them boring and not nice to look at.

buy a RUF
pahulkster
11/17/2011 2:54:00 AM
Boxster =

Mechanical Birds
11/17/2011 11:10:00 AM
Originally posted by: SodaFastBreak!

Spending all that Ace Ventura money

haha
smorgasgeorge
11/17/2011 7:39:00 PM
Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Davey.

We all know that the boxster is the poor man's 911, and the main thing that makes the 911 great is its rear engine and the torque that that produces when combined with rear wheel drive. Plus, i just dont like porches at all. I find them boring and not nice to look at.

buy a RUF

The RUF 930 is a dream car of mine.


The thing a lot of people don't understand about a mid-engine car is that if you have a 50/50 weight ratio in a mid-engine car with a tiny wheelbase (like the Boxster), you have a spinning top. It may be nimble, but once you break the plane, it's nearly impossibly to correct through feathering the throttle. I've seen more Boxsters go into the kitty litter than.....well, cats.
HippieHooligan
11/17/2011 7:41:00 PM
Originally posted by: Jim McGuire

LOL

xaidsx
11/17/2011 8:04:00 PM
dudes' vocals on the first couple corpse records are some of the best in DM history

also:

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