great adventure drivethru safari 7 replies, 15448 views

fight2live
8/21/2012 2:08:00 AM
closing for good next month. Total bummer. If you want your car hilariously destroyed by monkeys you gotta hit it up by sept 30th.
HippieHooligan
8/21/2012 6:33:00 AM
I literally just said yesterday that I wanted to go there.
WREN
8/21/2012 6:35:00 AM
They have actually fenced off the monkey section in recent years. They can't get to your car anymore which kind of ruins the experience. Still a bummer that this is going away.
John Barlow
8/21/2012 6:45:00 AM
Well, after all the news articles about people getting mauled by orangatangs and apes ripping off people's cocks, it would seem like a real wild hair up your ass thing to bring your kid to the monkey car wash if ya know what I mean.
eric lfd
8/21/2012 8:07:00 AM
I've experienced multiple instances of monkey vandalism
eric lfd
8/21/2012 8:07:00 AM
Weren't you there, chris? Lol
fight2live
8/21/2012 8:45:00 AM
Originally posted by: eric lfd

I've experienced multiple instances of monkey vandalism

i remember one of them prying your mirror off while another removed one of your wiper blades and peeled it into strips like a banana peel