I have an irrational fear of latex balloons, to the point that they make me cry if someone rubs one with their hands and makes that sound.
Holy fuck Cole. That is sort of really gross.

I sing Marc Almond songs
I had sex last night.
Nicole, I hate that you don't smoke weed anymore. Cryin.
(I should clarify that I always brushed my teeth at least once a day and occasionally twice, but didn't get into a steady habit of brushing before bed. As for the flossing thing- I'm not sure why I can't get the hang of doing it every night)
I floss, brush and listerine two times daily. you're a savage.
Yodel toasssst
I had a threesome on my birthday
yeah you did.
With yodel toast?
Sluts
I have nothing to confess
I like the smell of skunks.
Your life confuses me, Yan- and i hate you for not following the rules
Confessing would require me to feel guilt
I guess the closest I can come to following the rules is confessing that I don't feel bad
i had sex with bhouse
Im gai
Originally posted by: chocolate juice
With yodel toast?
lol no.
Originally posted by: Yodel Toast
Originally posted by: chocolate juice
With yodel toast?
lol no.
Days not over yet
Originally posted by: yantastic
Originally posted by: Yodel Toast
Originally posted by: chocolate juice
With yodel toast?
lol no.
Days not over yet
Troublesome is my favorite band
Evan sucks. Ryan doesn't.
i said i squat
need a sandwich?
i need to go milk the cows
That's not vegan
I don't want to live on this planet, I want to travel the gay cosmos