Gospel of the Time Cube 76 replies, 40417 views

Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 2:52:00 PM
The Time Cube has made it clear in it's teachings that all life is void of meaning unless it has been blessed by the Time Cube.
Carlo_HC
5/30/2017 3:00:00 PM
how could i be blessed by the aforementioned cube?
Bashar al-Acab
5/30/2017 3:00:00 PM
the cube exists inside the void, the void exists as the only ttrue plane of reality, everything outside of the void is an illusion, and there is nothing inside or outside of the void
Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 3:09:00 PM
Originally posted by: Carlo_HC

how could i be blessed by the aforementioned cube?

"Any man or woman, gay or straight cannot take specific actions that will result in my blessings. For my reasoning is my own and shall not be understood or known by any life in this cubic universe. If one does not identify with being a man or a woman, they shall never taste my sweet blessings." -

The Time Cube
Mark Passio
5/30/2017 3:14:00 PM
Jewz did Dwarn/11
Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 3:34:00 PM
"To gain my blessing is to cum for eternity."

-The Time Cube
Bashar al-Acab
5/30/2017 3:51:00 PM
the cube is indifferent to your suffering
Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 4:13:00 PM
"Suffering is a reality you must endure if this is the path I choose for you. Though I have made this choice, I remain indifferent for the well-being of a human is of no concern to me."

- The Time Cube
Carlo_HC
5/30/2017 4:33:00 PM
i don't believe those quotes are real.
Bashar al-Acab
5/30/2017 4:40:00 PM
the quotes originate from outside of the void, a place that does no exist, and therefore are deemed not real and unacceptable
Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 4:45:00 PM
"On the human earth, in the place they have named Italy, no one shall receive my blessings. After their physical bodies expire, their souls shall be raped outside of the void in endless torment for a period longer than what they know as infinite. All that do not understand, study and accept the gospel shall also meet this fate and I shall forever be indifferent to their suffering."

-The Time Cube
Bashar al-Acab
5/30/2017 4:47:00 PM
i just want to post the word pinus somewhere because ive had 4 glasses of box wine and im really drunk
brian.
5/30/2017 4:48:00 PM
where do you think you'll do it?
Carlo_HC
5/30/2017 4:54:00 PM
Originally posted by: Zeusenstein

"On the human earth, in the place they have named Italy, no one shall receive my blessings. After their physical bodies expire, their souls shall be raped outside of the void in endless torment for a period longer than what they know as infinite. All that do not understand, study and accept the gospel shall also meet this fate and I shall forever be indifferent to their suffering."

-The Time Cube


i don't think the cube has a conception of nations and countries. i am also robertcop so i don't give a fuck lol
Carlo_HC
5/30/2017 4:54:00 PM
Originally posted by: brian.

where do you think you'll do it?

i think this thread could be a good place for posting that word, but it's just my opinion.
brian.
5/30/2017 6:25:00 PM
who's to say?
Cumby
5/30/2017 6:29:00 PM
*whom's
Bashar al-Acab
5/30/2017 6:30:00 PM
*whom'st
Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 6:39:00 PM
Shutup
Carlo_HC
5/30/2017 6:55:00 PM
Originally posted by: brian.


Zeusenstein
5/30/2017 6:57:00 PM
Originally posted by: Carlo_HC

Originally posted by: brian.




I cannot speak for the cube but I'm almost certain it approves of this event.
Wiseacre
5/30/2017 7:20:00 PM
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

the cube exists inside the void, the void exists as the only ttrue plane of reality, everything outside of the void is an illusion, and there is nothing inside or outside of the void

Cumby
5/30/2017 8:06:00 PM
i am a rock
i am a time cube
Donkey Dong
5/30/2017 8:11:00 PM
chocolate juice
5/30/2017 8:17:00 PM
I'm gay
Lifetime74
5/30/2017 8:28:00 PM