Jury Duty Tuesday 83 replies, 20986 views

Brett Weir
7/11/2017 7:27:00 AM
3 hours of sleep will make me look like the felon I'm going to claim that I am, right?
brian.
7/11/2017 8:41:00 AM
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

9/11 was cool and it should happen again with the new building


Originally posted by: GoodTimesGone

Originally posted by: Dianana

Captain Ahab
7/11/2017 8:43:00 AM
brian.
7/11/2017 8:44:00 AM
Captain Ahab
7/11/2017 9:00:00 AM
Dianana
7/11/2017 9:00:00 AM
If you have an Amazon Echo and order another Amazon Echo by telling Alexa to order an Amazon Echo, you save $90 (I bought mine for $120 though, so I'd only save 30)

Originally posted by: brian.
Originally posted by: GoodTimesGone

Originally posted by: Dianana


same
Klaxt0n
7/11/2017 9:01:00 AM
There is no echo in Canada. I am gay.
brian.
7/11/2017 9:04:00 AM
fewer people should listen to me than already do, so i will not be purchasing an amazon echo
brian.
7/11/2017 9:05:00 AM
Originally posted by: Brett Weir


Dianana
7/11/2017 9:18:00 AM
Originally posted by: brian.

fewer people should listen to me than already do, so i will not be purchasing an amazon echo

I asked Alexa where Castaway was filmed and she gave me a book report.
brian.
7/11/2017 9:19:00 AM
does alexa offer essay writing services?
the cat
7/11/2017 9:38:00 AM
Still your beats
Klaxt0n
7/11/2017 9:56:00 AM
Alexa, make me cum
brian.
7/11/2017 9:57:00 AM
Klaxt0n
7/11/2017 10:07:00 AM
I hated pink flamingos. The only part I liked is where the guy had a hot dog attached to his weiner with a string and flashed it to people
Carlo_HC
7/11/2017 10:12:00 AM
Originally posted by: Carlo_HC


Dickscraper
7/11/2017 10:16:00 AM
I have an Echo Dot. I only really ever use it to ask about the weather anymore.
xaidsx
7/11/2017 10:29:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dickscraper

I have an Echo Dot. I only really ever use it to ask about the weather anymore.

that's the only thing that dumb bitch can get right every time. i swear my blood pressure has risen since Becky got one....now we have a dot in the bedroom too.

we just use it for a glorified bluetooth speaker, since she can't understand either of us...especially when we drink 100 beers (which is when she is most needed). i curse a lot more now
Carlo_HC
7/11/2017 10:47:00 AM
Cumby
7/11/2017 11:02:00 AM
same
XWHISKEYX
7/11/2017 11:05:00 AM
What the heck is between her legs?
Brett Weir
7/11/2017 11:08:00 AM
a hugeass DILDO
cbrickhouse
7/11/2017 11:22:00 AM
looks like a dildo to me
Klaxt0n
7/11/2017 11:37:00 AM
Shoot cum from my penis by placing your hands on my penis and cranking it and sliding them back and forth and when the cum shoots from my penis open your mouth and get the cum shot into your mouth and on your face and then make a weird animal sounding noise of pleasure that makes no sense that you are forcing yourself to make because you think I'll like the animal sound of you enjoying the penis cum on your face but in reality you are disgusted yet simply desensitized because you have experience cranking hogs and think this is what all men with penises want but you do not know I am not a normal man but a God like man who doesn't want you to make penis cum enjoying animal sounds and I want you to be completely silent and look me in the eyes and reveal your true emotion of indifference
Wiseacre
7/11/2017 11:42:00 AM
I put on my best bathing gown and began running my hands through my silken hair. No suitors, only joggers.

cbrickhouse
7/11/2017 11:45:00 AM
where's that