monday smash 116 replies, 13848 views

brian.
6/11/2018 8:25:00 AM
homusmomus673
6/11/2018 8:26:00 AM
Two Monday threads. This one is better.
Dickscraper
6/11/2018 8:52:00 AM
I woke up at like 3am for a full pee. Do you think this counts towards my daily pee count? Or is it a one-off?
Captain Ahab
6/11/2018 9:11:00 AM
What is the sound of two dicks clapping?
Cumby
6/11/2018 9:25:00 AM
Offers, coupons, d
cbrickhouse
6/11/2018 10:12:00 AM
smash my dick in a car door
Kev_in
6/11/2018 10:14:00 AM
I gained another pound. Not psyched
xaidsx
6/11/2018 10:15:00 AM
dicks
cbrickhouse
6/11/2018 10:23:00 AM
Originally posted by: homusmomus673

Two Monday threads. This one is better.

one thread faces forward
and the other sits silent and still
brian.
6/11/2018 10:25:00 AM
the cube loses
brian.
6/11/2018 10:25:00 AM
the cube saw it coming
Jxjxnnxn8x7657x8h
6/11/2018 10:35:00 AM
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

smash my dick in a car door

Lol that would really hurt why would you want that
Jxjxnnxn8x7657x8h
6/11/2018 10:37:00 AM
Toronto is notorious for being the bike theft capital of the earth. They carry power tools in backpacks and will steal a junk huffy. I have a carbon giant. My security setup is the heaviest u-lock that exists which is a kryptonite mini that weights 6 pounds. I have also ordered a chain that could be used to tow a bulldozer to run through the wheels and seat posts. I'm curious to know if it will survive.
Kev_in
6/11/2018 10:38:00 AM
xaidsx
6/11/2018 10:50:00 AM
Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Toronto is notorious for being the bike theft capital of the earth. They carry power tools in backpacks and will steal a junk huffy. I have a carbon giant. My security setup is the heaviest u-lock that exists which is a kryptonite mini that weights 6 pounds. I have also ordered a chain that could be used to tow a bulldozer to run through the wheels and seat posts. I'm curious to know if it will survive.

me too
cbrickhouse
6/11/2018 10:58:00 AM
Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

smash my dick in a car door

Lol that would really hurt why would you want that

*insert cliched monday blarga here*

cbrickhouse
6/11/2018 10:59:00 AM
you know, garfield hated mondays but he doesn't even have a job. he doesn't know the true pain of going from freedom to capitivity on a weekly basis
Jxjxnnxn8x7657x8h
6/11/2018 11:00:00 AM
He also doesn't exist.

Or...



does he?
Jxjxnnxn8x7657x8h
6/11/2018 11:00:00 AM
Smash his dick in a car door to test if he is within this dimension
Carlo_HC
6/11/2018 11:03:00 AM
XWHISKEYX
6/11/2018 11:06:00 AM
I saw a documentary on mexican prostitutes, really horrible. They filmed in this one small town that actually had a 'neighborhood' of tiny one room sheds that were only big enough for a bed. All night long random dudes would walk/bike/drive through and pick out a hooker that would be standing outside the sheds. Fucking creepy and totally disgusting.
brian.
6/11/2018 11:08:00 AM
Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Toronto is notorious for being the bike theft capital of the earth. They carry power tools in backpacks and will steal a junk huffy. I have a carbon giant. My security setup is the heaviest u-lock that exists which is a kryptonite mini that weights 6 pounds. I have also ordered a chain that could be used to tow a bulldozer to run through the wheels and seat posts. I'm curious to know if it will survive.

i have one of the tiny kryptonite NYC locks that is pretty good, but could still be cut with an angle grinder if you have enough time to wait for it to cut through the thicker steel. i also used to have this chain that was cut like a trapezoid or rhombus or some shit that was significantly harder to cut than normal, but the place that sold it went out of business.

i just mostly gave up on bikes and have a cheapo from bikesdirect that if it gets stolen ill just buy another one probably standing right where the bike got stolen from and it'll be here in three days.
brian.
6/11/2018 11:09:00 AM
time rhombus
blackeyes
6/11/2018 11:09:00 AM
no work for the snow day
xaidsx
6/11/2018 11:10:00 AM
im' working. it is dumb
Carlo_HC
6/11/2018 11:21:00 AM