Originally posted by: Carlo_HC

Lol

Saw face to face again Saturday night. It ruled. Good call brickhouse

I bought peach preserves and let me tell you something, pals...it’s better than all other fruit preserves.

Also, bathrooms are meant for shitting but please at least muffle the sounds or wait until I’m out of the restroom before you bust ass all loud. Do the old “flush and shit” move.

i was in the bathroom of this fancy mall next to central park before my race on sunday and this guy came in and almost shattered the toilet with his blast. he was also in and out of there in like 37 seconds.

im not one of these sit in the stall for 9 minutes shitters, but if you go in there and blow the back out you need to take a full timeout before continuing onward.

Bathrooms are gross. We have to share ours with the public, and that includes the seniors fitness center. It gets really bad some days.

Lolirl. Zippity shit guy didn’t have the time.

I’m a fast shitter except when I’m home and I can comfortably sit on my own, clean toilet. I also bring my phone in, so. And that’s the only acceptable bathroom to bring your phone into.

At the old job, I worked with a lot of “I’m trying to be important” people that would bring their phones into the disgusting public bathroom with them. Really? Really? You can’t leave your phone at your desk for 5 minutes? Yes you can, you just choose to be corny.

They’d bring their water bottles and tea mugs in too. Bitch, doodie particles are in the air.

Tea infused with poop smears

the CTO of my old job once ate an apple at the urinal. walked in eating it, chomped on it, held his dick in one hand, put his other hand up on the wall, apple in mouth, and pissed. walked right out.

Sounds like a good opening for a fanfic

Originally posted by: brian.

the CTO of my old job once ate an apple at the urinal. walked in eating it, chomped on it, held his dick in one hand, put his other hand up on the wall, apple in mouth, and pissed. walked right out.

I used to work in an amish owned woodshop back in the day, someone brought in donuts and I watched one amish guy stick one in his mouth and walk into the bathroom.

Where's my pal Derek? I wonder if he would like to play frisbee some time

Snipe.

Down for frisbee.

Cool, where do you wanna meet?

I think our cat is a Maine coon. She has the tail and the hair and isn’t huge yet but is still growing after a year. Acts like a dog too. We got her from a neighbor who found her at a construction site as a kitten, and these are apparently bred and sold for like $1,000. Wild.

And take 4 years to grow fully.

RIP CHUNLEE

These fucking spammers can eat my fucking dickshit