i was in the bathroom of this fancy mall next to central park before my race on sunday and this guy came in and almost shattered the toilet with his blast. he was also in and out of there in like 37 seconds.
im not one of these sit in the stall for 9 minutes shitters, but if you go in there and blow the back out you need to take a full timeout before continuing onward.
I’m a fast shitter except when I’m home and I can comfortably sit on my own, clean toilet. I also bring my phone in, so. And that’s the only acceptable bathroom to bring your phone into.
At the old job, I worked with a lot of “I’m trying to be important” people that would bring their phones into the disgusting public bathroom with them. Really? Really? You can’t leave your phone at your desk for 5 minutes? Yes you can, you just choose to be corny.
I think our cat is a Maine coon. She has the tail and the hair and isn’t huge yet but is still growing after a year. Acts like a dog too. We got her from a neighbor who found her at a construction site as a kitten, and these are apparently bred and sold for like $1,000. Wild.