A Morning Thread in the Time of Coronavirus 78 replies, 42806 views

xAJDELAWAREx
4/6/2020 9:52:19 AM

Who even cares what day it is.

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 11:02:08 AM

It is year 13,770,000,000.

xAJDELAWAREx
4/6/2020 11:02:54 AM

Time is a human construct invented by certain (((people))) in order to subjugate the rest of us to do their bidding.

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 11:04:42 AM

the board is all fucked up

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 11:04:52 AM

ok varg!

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 11:05:38 AM

I'm going to begin hunting.

xAJDELAWAREx
4/6/2020 11:10:54 AM

I went shed hunting yesterday, didn't find anything, but scouted some good spots for next season. Also, I'll never not pose for a trail cam if I find one out on a hike.

cbrickhouse
4/6/2020 11:22:45 AM

Had a weekend long colitis flare so that was awesome. Losing days of your life is great

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 11:32:33 AM
Originally posted by: xAJDELAWAREx

I went shed hunting yesterday, didn't find anything, but scouted some good spots for next season. Also, I'll never not pose for a trail cam if I find one out on a hike.

Your rig. Is it....a hoyt?

is it....70lb?


is it.....



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hello

xAJDELAWAREx
4/6/2020 11:44:25 AM

Nah, mines a cabelas branded Bear made compound. I keep it around 65# (torn rotator cuff makes any heavier problematic )

Wiseacre
4/6/2020 12:49:59 PM

Sorry to hear about your flare, Chris.

I am going bananas inside. I had an epic toddler meltdown yesterday and had to go for a drive to snap out of it and come home and apologize to my husband. I still feel bad. Need to make more of an effort to get outside and walk for some alone time and sanity.

trash friend
4/6/2020 1:10:03 PM

I’m just gonna walk into the woods with my tools and build a small town out of trees and rocks. Then I’m gonna declare it a micro nation. That’s about all I got anymore.

i miss DLb, ‘member that one story where he did a handstand and jerked off on his own face?

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 1:15:13 PM

Once you make this declaration I will attack your nation to claim as my own.

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 1:16:44 PM
trash friend
4/6/2020 1:37:57 PM

I’ll just build walls and catapults and a drone proof canopy that can be taken down to unleash the catapults. There’s not enough bamboo here, tho, imo to build too many catapults but just enough to make you settle for adjacent and lesser lands.

zeldobzeenotalvozeezotbome
4/6/2020 2:07:54 PM

I'll dig a tunnel and come up into your chamber as you sleep nude next to another man. I will silently undress and slide into bed beside both of you while I wear nothing but a crystal hanging from a leather necklace.

Wiseacre
4/6/2020 2:42:41 PM

Go on...

trash friend
4/6/2020 3:03:05 PM

I counter by dental floss sewing my anus up and only my chosen crystal warriors are allowed to pull the string with their teeth. There will be no marriage alliances in this new world.

Wiseacre
4/6/2020 3:11:42 PM

pictured is the temple of Dwarn. It is a small community of conspiracy theory worshipping monks. Four are holding vigil with their leader, Pope VonNineEleven. If your city shall fall, you may run to the temple of Dwarn for refuge.