Conan - Revengeance
OK...I wrote that yesterday...it's a new day. The sun has risen praise the lord. I was salty as fuck yesterday and I apologize to all of you and to Conan for my little outburst. I'm feeling better today. I will say that unfortunately not much of what I said yesterday is inaccurate. This album still stinks on ice. The Vocals are really what destroy the whole record. Vey unimpressive vocals. The motherfucker sounds like he is singing with his pansy ass down in a cave and that doesn't translate to how cool this dummy thought it would. If you are going to call your motherfucking band Conan you better come at me with some fucking stremph. Not this guy...he feels comfortable ripping off the name of an awesome barbarian conqueror while sounding like the bitch that Buffalo Bill had in the pit in his basement in Silence of the Lambs. So based on that alone this album is a failure. I shit on the overall musicality a little bit yesterday and while I think that I was still right there too....I will concede that the guitars are not "bad" they are just lazy and boring. But upon further review over night and listening to it at higher and higher volume, I got to where I made peace with the guitars. But me and the drummer need to have a talk. I just wanted to make sure you were OK. Are you depressed? Are you having suicidal thoughts or something, dogg? I mean...there are people you can talk to and beat this depression and start trying again. It isn't too late. And if it is that you are on drugs or something...I don't know...there is help out there for that too, or you can try some different mixtures or something...work some amphetamines into your regimen....that always worked for making me happy and energetic...but whatever it is that is causing you to make no effort it needs to get worked out. I want to fire you and I'm not even in this band, yo. Bottom line is, I think there is too much wrong with this project to revive it. I wish you all success and happiness that has seemed to elude you all in life so far. I hope you learn to sing and drum with some motherfucking gusto. But please just don't do this to us anymore. We don't deserve it. It isn't fair to us.
Readers...if I haven't made myself clear...I'm saying you can find a lot of better more interesting music to be the soundtrack for your quest to return magical amulets to fucking snow elves or whatever the fuck this shit is supposed to be made for. Do that. This album will make you feel like that kids horse in the Neverending Story.
Label: Napalm Records
- Throne of fire
- Wrath Gauntlet
- Every man is an enemy
I loved the last one but this one is complete garbage.
Originally posted by: Klaxton
(I am also gay)
Originally posted by: Klaxton
Originally posted by: Copstabber Dave
Copstabber is the best name ive ever heard. My band Get Railed played a show or two with you guys in DC. It was awesome. Havent heard the new album, if there is one.... , and probably wont but I just wanted to tell you those nights were awesome,.