We went to like fucking Olive Garden or something in the middle of the day and on the way there I told my girlfriend I wanted her to paint my face like King Diamond and I was gonna get drunk. So we ate a bunch of bread sticks and pasta, and then went to Party City for face paint and the previously mentioned top hat.
She did a surprisingly good job. I was pretty pleased with it so I spent Sunday afternoon on the front porch of my Baltimore row home drinking beer like King Diamond in a t-shirt.
At some point my girlfriend was like "Um I'm pregnant."
Naturally, I was like "OMG WTF."
But because of my face paint she was like "this is so weird, I can't tell if you're happy or sad."
My daughter is pretty cool now. This album is pretty cool too. It's a reissue though.
That'd be like if someone said "You can have your daughter again. She'll be just like the first time, but a little better."
I'd probably go "No thanks, I liked my daughter a lot the first time around when everything was a surprise so she's got sentimental value and shit. Plus, I don't want to have to keep track of two."
Label: Metal Blade
Site: Related Link
- From The Other Side
- The Poltergeist
- Six Feet Under
- The Spider’s Lullabye
- Eastmann’s Cure
- Room 17
- To The Morgue
- Moonlight (Demo)
- From The Other Side (Demo)
- The Spider's Lullabye (Demo)
- Dreams (Demo)
Originally posted by: Klaxton