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Brett Weir
Regular User Since 11/18/2007 - Not Friends
Brooklyn NY, USA - 6miles
Last 3/21/2020
Hello Brettt... R U from BF too?
http://bastardfactory.com
You would fit in perfect. Love the profile page u got. Im sure ur freezing in NY. Im in Sand Diego.
http://bastardfactory.com
You would fit in perfect. Love the profile page u got. Im sure ur freezing in NY. Im in Sand Diego.
Can't complain. Broke up with my past life and started a new one. So far so good :)
Awe, how sweet of you to say. I miss you too. Everything good?
Yo fruit loop, you know Mr. and Mrs. Loadass are coming in a few weeks- you should hit me up. I'll PM you my cell.
Kids kids kids. Look at the picture of my kid. My kid just pooped. Don't you love kids.
Here's the plan: open a food truck, then trek to Ventura so I can get some of this chowder that you speak of. It's lunchtime and I could go for some superb clam chowder.
Trust me, even the smallest of culinary feats impress me. I made toast in the oven (we don't have a toaster for some ungodly reason) the other day and it didn't catch fire. I high-fived myself.
See, this is the sort of skill I should be acquiring. I can't cook to save my life. Screw this college business, I need to borrow your recipe book.
Do not be ashamed; real men cry over onions. If ever I am in Northern California, this is going to have to happen. I have my heart set on tacos now.
Well, my pregnant girlfriend hasn't gotten her period in a while... is this bad for babby?
Refer to the long list of Disney innuendos. I also might compare you to Julia Roberts. She is a handsome woman, yo.
I'll do Portman over Cyrus any day. And thanks for thinking of me as more of a smart and sexy lady than a tween queen. I appreciate this.
Luckily, this is not so. That extra year has made me all the more sophisticated. Fact.
Huh, I'd never noticed. Being born in '89 really messes up pop culture references for me, but after googling it I can totally see what you mean. Looks beastly.
Dayummm, I didn't realize that whoring myself out for Disneyland would work that easily. Girl, I'll thunder your mountain for a set of mouse ears.
It's super tempting to think about tripping to the happiest place in the world. If I could gather funds by then I'd totally be there. I'd pull tricks for Disney.
Slipper socks that tighten up? What is this magic?! You should probably just invest in a Forever Lazy. Butt flaps, yo.
And D-land is where it is at. That place turns me giddy every time.
And D-land is where it is at. That place turns me giddy every time.
It's 82?F right now and I might just run around naked today. I don't know the meaning of cold. I've never even owned a Snuggie.
I appreciated my tagging this morning. I care, you faggot.
One of, if not the greatest in the genre.
A little more modern... but have you seen Dog Soldiers?
A little more modern... but have you seen Dog Soldiers?
Good, because I love them both.
Man... I haven't watched any of the Howling movies since I was a kid. Gotta change that soon.
Man... I haven't watched any of the Howling movies since I was a kid. Gotta change that soon.
When(is this world going to finally end)’sday
by Brett Weir on 3/29/2018 6:12:00 AM
27 replies, 10,889 views
It's wrensday and I'm getting a cold
by Brett Weir on 10/20/2016 3:17:00 AM
93 replies, 20,000 views
sheer terror