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Mechanical Birds
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Goat Horse 0 posts
11/21/2016 3:47:00 PM
You have been summoned by the ghost penis to return home
flarga blarga 0 posts
7/3/2012 8:52:00 PM
3000 dicks
$teve grove 0 posts
1/13/2012 4:47:00 PM
sodafastbreak sucks so bad, total douche
Bashar al-Acab 0 posts
1/5/2012 1:53:00 PM
MR. Mc nugget I think your a few nugget's short of 3000
blackeyes 0 posts
10/28/2011 6:25:00 PM
congrats on the conference upgrade
XNXX 0 posts
8/19/2011 6:59:00 AM
Emeralds... yes
eric lfd 0 posts
6/7/2011 3:26:00 PM
i lost a bunch of weight, its super fun, and you stay motivated. since you burn way more calories each session, you dont have to go every day. 3 days a week and you would see a huge improvement. also, you stay motivated because you are being trained, and you dont have to rely on yourself to keep you moving. Most places will let you check out a free class. facts are in one hour, you burn almost 800 calories. way more than running, swimming, whatever. and you learn how to fuck some people up.
eric lfd 0 posts
6/7/2011 12:24:00 PM

any of these close?click here for link
alltheanswers 0 posts
10/18/2010 8:39:00 AM
hmmm interesting, I'd say why don't you go to Mcdonalds get some mcnuggets and shove them up ur nails hehe, then after you can listen to our band all the answers and relax with ur nails full of chickennuggets

Have a nice day :)
alltheanswers 0 posts
10/17/2010 8:09:00 PM
hey, how's it going? check us out sometime!

click here for link
6/26/2010 6:52:00 PM
yea i sent um out with some orders
Davey. 0 posts
6/24/2010 11:37:00 AM
he gave hymen holocaust a huge pile of fire wood. the next day his kitchen burned down. you dont need to be a detective to work that one out.
Brett Weir 0 posts
6/22/2010 3:27:00 PM
Strange Dong 0 posts
5/21/2010 2:32:00 PM
Sorry dude I am the blackest. I ran into some money issues (aka car). Go ahead and sell it. They shut off the internet at my house due to my aforementioned blackness, so I haven't been online.
Strange Dong 0 posts
5/16/2010 9:22:00 PM
Yes, I will get at you asap.
kr!styn 0 posts
4/23/2010 2:44:00 AM
Happy Birthday!
brummy 0 posts
2/26/2010 12:33:00 PM
cool so im not playing a synth either. wikipedia can be edited by anybody, so how accurate do you think its information is anyway. line 6's website describes the fm4 as a filter modeler. korg's website describes the mircokorg as a synth. take that how you want
kilgoretrout 0 posts
2/22/2010 1:56:00 PM
yeah man, he can't do it on sundays, thursday is the only day he can do it i guess.
-Jeremy- 0 posts
2/22/2010 10:56:00 AM
yeah man, maybe this week some time if I remember
thisgirldesire 0 posts
2/15/2010 8:56:00 PM
haha yeah. pre-law...whatever. :)

and yeah, i'm still there part time/seasonal, whatever. last year was my 3rd season. craziness.
thisgirldesire 0 posts
2/14/2010 12:38:00 PM
i was waitin' for you to get legal, baby. :) so you're pre-law huh? ;) (even though, technically everyone is pre-law. you can get into law school with any bachelors...) but yeah. i had expectations for this guy that he wasn't going to be a complete idiot like the rest of them and either be honest with me or be into me. apparently, i was wrong. i'm a big girl, i'm sure that i'll live to date another douchebag and tell about it. :)
thisgirldesire 0 posts
2/13/2010 8:13:00 PM
kevin who? the short guy is a bit of a flake (can't expect much from a mets fan...) and you've had me spoken for for quite a while, haven't you? you were always a fetus though and jail bait ain't my cup of tea :)
thisgirldesire 0 posts
2/13/2010 12:27:00 PM
you know that i'm already spoken for by someone. :)
thisgirldesire 0 posts
2/4/2010 5:06:00 AM
xoxo damn shame that you're going to pa and not az... hmph. if you still want to marry me...since you're of age now. haha
GoodTimesGone 0 posts
1/6/2010 5:10:00 PM
brummy 0 posts
1/4/2010 7:50:00 PM
only if we can get nate staats and that dude from zao to be in our band
shanholtzer 0 posts
12/31/2009 12:45:00 AM
dont act like you don't know about drugs when you do
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL 0 posts
12/30/2009 5:17:00 AM
hard_penis 0 posts
12/26/2009 3:44:00 PM
lol chill dude try to download and seed new and popular torrents, and of course utorrent won't work on sleep mode.
shanholtzer 0 posts
12/23/2009 6:37:00 PM
poopin at your apt with my computer
tom. 0 posts
11/17/2009 1:57:00 PM
fuck, i keep forgetting to get on that. is it on netflix or something?
kilgoretrout 0 posts
10/14/2009 11:48:00 AM
hey i downloaded wiffeavers. good shit. sounds like it belongs on some independent movie soundtrack or something.
10/13/2009 8:29:00 PM
naw im on my phone
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/28/2009 7:47:00 PM
try it again tommorow if it still doesn't work let me know...It may not have shipped until today i'm not really sure how that shit works. i've had this happen numerous times with ups tracking #'s sometimes it just takes a day or two to show up.
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/28/2009 7:10:00 PM
1Z1F45R44297576893 UPS
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/28/2009 5:12:00 PM
shit sorry that was for a different pedal hold on a minute I gotta get the tracking number.
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/28/2009 4:46:00 PM
0308 2040 0000 7173 1378

theres the tracking number USPS
9/28/2009 3:23:00 PM
kisses from kleveland
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/27/2009 5:48:00 PM
yeah man all my shit is back at my hotel i'll send it over tonight when I get back.
baconanddrugs 0 posts
9/27/2009 1:43:00 AM
kr!styn 0 posts
9/20/2009 8:26:00 PM
It's really good, I listened to it a lot on the drive out to AZ.
9/12/2009 4:31:00 PM
LOL what a mall show?
september 17th?
do you want me to play a solo set or what up
9/12/2009 4:29:00 PM
hey so what was that voicemail you left me the other day do you want me to come down and play with you or whattt up let me know
7/20/2009 11:51:00 PM
kr!styn 0 posts
6/27/2009 4:29:00 AM
I'll try, I usually work on Thursdays but I'll see what I can do.
kr!styn 0 posts
6/27/2009 2:40:00 AM
I think I will pass on the marriage thing. Send me the date/time and name of your band though, I will try to come if I am not working.
GoodTimesGone 0 posts
6/26/2009 9:36:00 PM
also if you're just looking for a mustang in that color i've seen plenty of new reissues that look the same at guitar stores. mine is a '90 MIJ which is why i'll never ever get rid of it.
GoodTimesGone 0 posts
6/26/2009 10:01:00 AM
sorry dude but i'll never part with it, the mustang is my baby.
xXxStripesxXx 0 posts
6/17/2009 7:50:00 PM
Why did you want me deleted?
kristen g. 0 posts
6/5/2009 6:02:00 PM
read your GC thread, hope everything works out for ya.
miss laura 0 posts
6/5/2009 8:57:00 AM
dude, i just read your thread in GC, and holy shittttttt i almost cried. i'm so glad everyone is okay... that must have been the scariest thing ever.

good luck with everything!
8/13/2008 9:56:00 PM
i was going to play it with my group, relentless corpse
but we had to drop off.
fucking lame.
so no.
8/13/2008 9:01:00 PM
check tuscoembassy.com for more infos.
RoCkIn HoT sHoP 0 posts
8/2/2008 4:31:00 PM
sorry you feel that way. hehe you fag
GoodTimesGone 0 posts
6/27/2008 12:04:00 AM
lol wat

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