101 Rules of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule 8) Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, mathcore, or Medio-core. 13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style. 14) Keep it in the do-jo. 15) Real hardcore fans are called kids. 16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs! 17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Hulud. 18) Tell people you work in the music industry. 19) More Ankles people! 20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you. 21) Refer to bands as old school or new school then act tough again. 22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape plan. 23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes. 24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class. 25) Smoking and drinking and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain. 26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album. 27) Start your own hardcore band. 28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia. 29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible. 30) If you are shy start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience. 31) People who know more bands than you are better than you. 32) Add the Letter X before and after important words. XhardcorekidX XmoshfuckX 33) Never say "Did you hear the new Strung Out?" Unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny. 34) It's merch not Merchandise. 35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times. 36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating. 37) The bigger you stretch you ears out the more hardcore you are. 38) Your ear should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis. 39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer. 40) When people ask you if you like a band always say "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff." 41) Buy all of that bands merch. 42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show. 43) Repeat steps 41 and 42 44) If you have to wear glasses make sure they are thick, black framed ones. 45) Don't tell anybody but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the well. 46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year. 47) Complain that they are playing with Slayer but don't admit you actually like Slayer. 48) Complain at all costs. 49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool 50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers. 51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference. 52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The mother fuck" or "kick that guys ass move" or better
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